America Needs Gun Control

And you’re fucking stupid if you think otherwise.

I legit have been trying to not be political.

But then Weinstein happened, Mike Ditka happened, Overdoses happened, Eminem happened and all while I’m under this crushing weight of possible homelessness in a fucking month.

And I tried to keep my mouth the fuck shut about it.

But ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING!?

ANOTHER ONE!?

In a church, no less!

Look, I’ve heard it all “criminals don’t obey laws” this and “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun” that.

And it’s almost always from some tobacco chewing, half brain, possibly racist Trump supporter that can never explain why “hording” guns and “collecting” guns are two different things despite making the claim.

For one thing, I want these brain dead ingrates to stop saying the term “Law abiding citizens” and “responsible gun owners” because during the discussion for gun control, those are the two types of gun owners that NO ONE is talking about!

No one is saying that gun owners aren’t responsible law abiding citizens, the subject of gun control is about the possibility of a gun going into the hands of someone that fucking isn’t!

If you’re a gun owner that hasn’t gone postal at a Denny’s because it’s a Thursday, congrats, you’re not on the list of “people that shouldn’t have a gun” and your gun is safe.

But if some mentally fucked up jackoff is thinking of buying a gun to pop off at his co-workers and his boss because Sally from Accounting won’t sleep with him, maybe that mentally fucked up jackoff shouldn’t have a fucking gun.

It’s not taking away his rights, it’s saving the life of people that doesn’t deserve to get shot.

What pisses me off is that in my hometown of Baton Rouge, gun violence is pretty rampant down there and if someone ain’t getting hurt from it, someone’s dying from it and you’d think that with all the fucking murder that’s going on that there’d be some talks about Gun Control but instead all you hear are the rednecks pretty much saying in unison “take the guns away from the black people, they the ones doing all the shooting”.

So Gun Control to people that like guns are pretty much raising this suspicion that it’s ONLY about taking away guns and “banning” them (whatever that means) because somehow mass murderers have made it hard for anyone to get them.

No clue who suggested that or where that idea came from but here’s what I recommend:

First off, I want there to be a mental evaluation of people who intend to buy guns and a routine evaluation after the purchase is up, just a simple recap of how someone is feeling to make sure that they’re not feeling like going postal.

If it’s a fucking mental issue, let’s treat it like one, you wouldn’t let an actual baby drive a car, why let someone who’s fucking crazy have a gun?

Second, I keep hearing the line “criminals steal guns” so the way I see it, how about we crack down on securing guns so they don’t get stolen, so a monitoring of places where guns would get stolen maybe riddled with cops to arrest the possible thieves.

Third, let’s make it REALLY hard for people to buy guns, I’m talking a lot of waiting for a license that they HAVE to get renewed like at least every two months complete with another mental evaluation.

Finally, the people that can’t handle the overall process get a sign of their faces at gun stores as “no sell” customers (to help the cops point out who the possible thieves would be).

Hear that “Responsible Gun Owners” and “Law Abiding Citizens”, I just suggested three ways to sorta help with this problem that had NOTHING to do with your dumb asses.

Didn’t even take me THAT long to cook up either.

You can say all day that a “good guy with a gun”  “stopped” the assailant but that wasn’t the case. The “good guy with a gun” missed his target who just finished killing a bunch of people at a church. Take that logic and shove it up your ass.

If you hear the word “terrorist” and think of a brown person with a bomb, you’re a dumb motherfucker! I’m not afraid of Mahmoud, I’m afraid of Jimmy Jack Joe Johnson that “collects” guns and labels himself a “real American”.

“Thank you, Fuck you, Bye!”
-Jim Cornette

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